Lord knows I’ve never been a fan of long hair on guys. If they don’t take care of it, it just looks nasty and gross. If they do take care of it, it requires way more time and maintenance than any guy should ever spend on his hair. It’s a lose-lose situation. To my horror, a new fashion trend has reared its ugly head of hair in the middle-school male demographic. You know the one: longish locks that have been immaculately styled to look as if they have been wind-swept to one side. The whole idea is to look carefree and adventurous. The problem is this: you know that instead of just coming from a windy beach, they actually just came from two hours in front of the mirror. It’s repulsive.
I blame the Disney Machine. Damn you, Zac Efron!
